Spring break. It’s nuts, right? A bunch of college kids get together on the beach with a ton of booze. You know there will be nothing butt good clean fun !!
Especially if we’re talking about the butt luge.
The worst thing about this particular luge—it involves butts—it’s been around for awhile too. Long enough to kind of become a tradition.
It’s enough of a tradition, in fact, that a much more appealing variation was invented: the boob luge.
So with Saturday marking the start of the peak spring break season. The beaches of Orlando, Myrtle Beach, Panama City are going to be hosting huge crowds of college kids, many for the first time.
They need something to do, right?
There’s worse ways to get some fun in the sun.
Just practice good hygiene and shower first.