BIO

Let’s skip all the boring life history crap and get to the stuff you really care about:

• I do drink to excess on many occasions
• I will accept naked pictures and panties as gifts if you are over 18, hot and female
• Unless you are attracted to older, balding men with a beer gut you probably don’t want the same from me
• Rock and Roll can save the world
• Getting a hummer from a dwarf woman makes your manhood look bigger (Tiny hands)
• I am prone to violent fits of rage. See accompanying picture.