At the Innings Festival in Arizona earlier this month, famed Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder revealed the secret to getting laid during a funny and jokey speech.
Being able to play the ukulele.
During the set, Vedder gave an impromptu lesson on the unorthodox musical instrument along with why it’s a hit with the ladies, or whoever you happen to be into. Alternative Nation transcribed Vedder’s comments.
“Finger, right, couple strings. It’s not confusing and it’s not hard. You can be a recovering marijuana addict or a current marijuana addict. You just put your finger there and…(sings) Just one there and then move it down…. (plays) See, see that’s all you gotta do.”
“I suggest you get a fifty dollar ukulele, play, you could even be a real knucklehead, like a real misogynist prick knucklehead and if you can actually play that, you might actually get laid. Not that anyone should look to lay a misogynist. I’m sure that there’s none here but there’s actually enough people that statistically it’s probable that there’s [one] of you, at least.”