Eddie Vedder Shares His Bizarre Secret To Picking Up Women

At the Innings Festival in Arizona earlier this month, famed Pearl Jam frontman Eddie Vedder revealed the secret to getting laid during a funny and jokey speech.

Being able to play the ukulele.

During the set, Vedder gave an impromptu lesson on the unorthodox musical instrument along with why it’s a hit with the ladies, or whoever you happen to be into. Alternative Nation transcribed Vedder’s comments.

“Finger, right, couple strings. It’s not confusing and it’s not hard. You can be a recovering marijuana addict or a current marijuana addict. You just put your finger there and…(sings) Just one there and then move it down…. (plays) See, see that’s all you gotta do.”

“I suggest you get a fifty dollar ukulele, play, you could even be a real knucklehead, like a real misogynist prick knucklehead and if you can actually play that, you might actually get laid. Not that anyone should look to lay a misogynist. I’m sure that there’s none here but there’s actually enough people that statistically it’s probable that there’s [one] of you, at least.”




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